In order to tell this story, I have to confess that while in Oxford, I joined a fairly dangerous gang of bikers. we ended up calling ourselves the "Trouble Gang". We would go on dangerous quests on our bikes to neighboring villages and forests. The picture below illustrates how Kelly was prepared to sacrifice anything for a fellow member when John was attacked by a thorn in the depths of the Wytham Woods. "No man left behind", she said--which was good because we were thinking about going on without him.
This is the freakiest tree I have ever seen. Wytham woods is a magical place that shouldn't be trifled with.
The gang escaped the clutches of the woods in victory. A statue of Harry, Kelly and John still stands there today so that the world remembers their triumph.
The next day, many of the Americans in my program all got a hankering for apples so we decided to visit "Apple Day", and what a glorious day it was.
The walk back was beautiful!
Soon, it was time for the eager Americans to be officially accepted into the college. No longer would we be annoying tourists who studied their map in order to find where Draco Malfoy was turned into a ferret by Mad-Eye Moody, or where Lewis and Tolkien drank their frequent ales together, or where the college was that Emma Watson went to. We would become students. After swearing an oath not to burn down the library, we would begin flashing our Oxford Bod cards any chance that we could get. This wonderful, yet unfortunately pink, token would get us discounts at shops as well as immediate respect from those who saw them. Soon enough, people began thinking that we were way smarter than we actually were. It was great.
The ceremony took place outside of the Divinity School which took about eighty years to build.
Later, I had my first tutorial at Balliol College which celebrates its 750th year anniversary this year. Its gardens are beautiful.
I was a little worried about being late because I had to go through a small labyrinth in order to get to my tutor's office.
Sidenote: This would be a sweet job.
One Saturday morning, Monica and treated ourselves to a Full English breakfast at the Royal Oak Tavern. It was too much for two people, and we had to leave our blood pudding behind as we went to the Oxford University Parks to throw around some frisbees.
More to come! Cheers!






















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